JUST FOR LAUGHS ENTERTAINMENT

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed


BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster


BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer


CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time


DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere


FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill


GM
General Maintenance


GMC
Garage Man’s Companion


HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto


HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive?


MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment


SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back


TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object


VW
Virtually Worthless